-Hello again nagu, and happy new year! Long time no seen, brother!

-Long time indeed. Happy new year to you too, brother Cromelian!

-Yeah, so what’s going down , man, how’s life?

-Well, Christmas sucked, more so than usually. James Brown died, they executed Saddam, i got myself suspended from the ayahuasca forums , there was a bomb in Madrid, and the consumerism reached a new height of excess and a new depth of decadence!

-Ah, yes! The Chinese are making cheaper and better stuff, just look at all the goodies you can get now! It is the iPod accessories that really do it for me , i must say. Last night i spent two hours marveling at the selection available. Some of the best are little robots that dance to the music . I wonder if they will make a dancing Saddam!

- Yeah, maybe he can shake to the music as he hangs from the noose. Interesting that they announced his execution on the Islamic day of The Great Forgiveness. I guess a swift death is more merciful than life imprisonment and plenty of time to consider the pain and suffering he has inflicted, but i’m sure the execution will do wonders for The Peace Process.

-May The Dead Rest In Peace.

-Amen. As for the Living, obviously There Is No Rest For The Wicked. Of course footage of the execution was “leaked” to the public. Perhaps seeing that will help the m-asses forget that the Axis of Good lost the war in Iraq. At least we got the bad guy, mofo.

- So what, winning the war was never really the plan. It’s easy to win. The plan was to fuck shit up, and in that they have succeeded.

- They’re just digging their own graves, out there in the desert. I feel i should visit Iran soon, just in case some of the wonders that can be seen there get bombed out of existence. I sense powerful magic in Iran. It may be the point where the Axis of Good gets shafted for Good.

- Indeed , there are incredible things in Iran. Their current prime minister is a hoot, too. He’s got a blog online, which he updates regularly.

- You do realise that we could be seen as potential Terrorists with this kind of talk?

- I do, and that’s why i’m not sure about going to Iran. I don’t want the stamp on my passport. Anyway, the Iranian PM is , by default , a dick. The Prime Dickster, representing all the other dicks there.

- Religious swine. Why, they censor the internet there, this medium of free American speech and free American expression, they obviously are retrogressive reactionaries who reject the Global Village and Free Trade in favour of separatism and non-American , and hence unfree, ways of life. How can they deny their citizens access to all these cool freedom things we have over here? That will just make them want to be like us even more!

- Yes, it is obvious that Wikkipedia is the new authority on everything there is to know. We know it all now. We, the virtual people. We have virtual democracy, virtual community. MyFuckinSpace. Really. How can a religious government control and restrict such great things?

- Like the US federal government for example. I bet some of these guys really believe they will go to Heaven when the Apocalypse comes- so why not make sure the Apocalypse comes soon?

- I say BRING IT ON!

- Yeah, BRING IT ON, and you’re coming with US , Mel Gibson!

- Har, har..... er, has it occurred to you that me and you may not be sufficiently differentiated to be convincing , discrete characters?

- Well, it takes time for these things to develop , you know. Anyway, familiarity breeds contempt sometimes, so , screw you, mister, i’m not you!

- But We Are One!

- Maybe if we repeat it for long enough we can really come to erase all our differences in our minds and become One.

- ok , let’s do it:

WeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOne WeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOne WeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOne WeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOne WeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOneWeAreOne

- i think i can feel it now.
- yeah , me too. i think , i know, i am you!
- and who am i then, you?
- yeah...
- cool!
- all-right!

 

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